An Open Letter To Sean Kingston

Dear Sean Kingston

Please shut up and go away you whiney self-depricating git. Since doing work experience at a station that plays your current number 1 single 5 times a day I find it popping into my head regularly during the past week and a half. I wouldn't mind so much if it was not such Usher-lite R'n'B by numbers lamenting why beautiful girls leave you. If you are anything like your hits I can see why - Smooth production, and an 'I'm so emotional' exterior entice them in but ultimatley they see that there is very little behind it, which let's be frank doesn't make for a stable long-term relationship built on a foundation of meaningful conversation, shared experiences and the mutual attraction derived from this.

Did you ever consider that the reason that all of these relationships fail is not the fault of the women you date but because of the deficits in your character and errors on your judgement. After all you do seem to be the only common factor in the demise of this succession of relationships. To put it bluntly you need to grow a pair and deal with the reasons why your experiences with women, however pretty, fail instead of perpetuating an unfair psudo-stereotype about ladies with looks in an attempt to absolve yourself of the blame for your romantic inadequacies

It might also make you sound more like a man too.

All the best

Sandy

soundtrack: bloody Sean Kingston running around my head again goddamn it